Get into a pair of red tights, go to Spain, find a prized bull with large testicles and slap him vigorously. You'll run like no one has ever run before.
We do it for the same reason a male Praying Mantis copulates even though he knows the female is going to kill him after.
Tastes far better than brinjal juice.
Find another addiction or loose the liver.
The question I'd like to ask is, why do women stick a black pencil in their eyes?
Because they are only good till the taller, better-looking dude comes by.
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